I said it suuuucks, to be, a CSU Raaaaam. Utah State knocked those losers into the NIT and HOW HE HAS THEM ABOVE BOISE STATE IS RIDICULOUS. If Memphis even puts up a fight against Houston today, they should replace Saint Louis and any team who loses to Oregon State should be automatically eliminated, including CU tonight. I absolutely looooove the board today, so let’s get into some must-watch games.
P.S.-Coach K’s last gasp effort to cancel the NCAA tournament came to light yesterday after Kansas and Virginia opted out of their conference tournaments. He probably slipped head coaches Billy Stooge and Tony Benedict Arnold a couple Gs and told them to back out. Duke is a cash cow and Coach K is a narcissist, so he feels as though if Duke is not in, everyone loses. What a shame.
No 9 OSU vs No. 4 Michigan(-5.5) (145)
Much like CSU, you can’t spell C_ ck _ _ cker without OSU. I’m currently typing this 30 minutes before the game, so I apologize you weren’t able to read this before you could get a pick in. I love over 143, both of these teams put up a million last time they squared off, so hammer it and take your winnings to pick other games.
No. 5 Iowa vs No. 3 Illinois(-3.5) (154)
I love Illinois in this game, even though they’re petty losers who tried to claim a Co-B1G title. I can’t wait for the Illinois vs Michigan rematch. Take the Illini -3.5
Memphis vs No. 7 Houston (-7.5) (133.5)
This is a hungry dogs run faster game, which bit me in the ass a couple weeks ago. That does not mean I’m veering from my strategy, Memphis needs this win and they deserve to go to the tournament. I’m taking Memphis and probably complaining about it tomorrow when I lose, but I don’t care.
No. 12 OSU vs No. 13 Texas(-2.5) (144.5)
I’m not sure if Texas would’ve beat Kansas yesterday, but I’m going to go ahead and count that as a win for me yesterday. Shocka Smart’s hair is going to take me to the promised land this NCAA tournament, but not before they get knocked out by Oklahoma State. They’re a team of destiny, they’re dawgs today, hammer them and thank me later. OSU +2.5. BONUS: this game might also go to a billion, over is in play.
Utah State vs No. 19 SDSU(-2) (128)
Call me a Mountain West homer, but I love this game. The 3rd year in a row USU and SDSU are going at it for the MWC championship. Utah State all but punched their ticket last night, so they’re playing with house money. SDSU can still improve their seeding with a win today. It’s hard to beat a team 3 times (USU swept them in the regular season), I’ll take SDSU -2.
New Mexico State(-2) vs Grand Canyon (126)
I might be doing this to cuck the joke of a conference that is the PAC-12, or maybe this will actually be a good game. Both teams defend really well, but that means this has to be a track meet, I’m taking over 126.
The Morning Flush 