1% Better Every Day
This post is exclusively about my NFL picks, if you want to see my college football picks, check out my later post. I’m not apologizing for going 9-7 and telling you to sprinkle the moneyline on with the Panthers and the Cowboys, not happening. You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit. My analytics are starting to come together for each team and luckily you ungrateful SOBs get a peek behind the curtain. Let’s take a look at how the sausage is made.
The Broncos will never hit an over
I love them, I love this team. Teddy Two Gloves is leading us to the promised land with that hog he’s slangin’ around, but with Vic Fangio at the helm, we may never hit an over this year. The books will start to adjust, but jump on the wagon before it’s too late. Just win baby.
I’m starting to admit Tua stinks
I’ll be the first to admit I have Tua derangement syndrome. The devastating hip injury he suffered in college set him back his rookie season and it obviously takes a while to get over an injury like that. I’m still not all in on the take Tua stinks, that offensive line is absolute poop-trash and if it isn’t fixed, his career will be ruined before it starts.
Matt Rhule can coach
The Panthers have done nothing but trend upward since he arrived. Hiring Joe Brady as offensive coordinator was a slam dunk and Sam Darnold is looking more like a Jets travesty than a bust. I love the Panthers this year and you should too.
The Raiders defense will carry them to the playoffs
I hope like hell they beat the Chiefs and do circles around the stadium again, fuck it. Who cares if you went 8-8 and might only go 9-8 (remember, 17 games) this year, rub it in. This is probably just another early season Raider aberration, but that defense looks legit and Derek Carr is good(?).
Cash Bucs overs
They gave up 25 points to the Falcons. The same Falcons team that scored 6 points on the Eagles. Maybe I’m undervaluing the Eagles defense after giving up just 17 points to the 49ers, but I refuse to admit any of that roster is good. The Bucs are going to need to outscore good teams to win. I’m taking Bucs overs to the bank (even though I love the under in their matchup with the Rams).
Keep hammering Patriots unders
Their defense forced 4 turnovers and their offense turned them into 25 points. This offense can’t do anything for themselves, but will grind out the clock. Mac Jones completed 22 passes and somehow only had 186 yards. HAMMER THE UNDER while they bring their Rookie quarterback along.
Taylor Heinicke is good(?)
He’s got a little Drew Lock moxy in him, but it’s actually backed up with 336 yards and 2 TDs against a decent Giants defense. Maybe the NFL needs more tape on the kid, but he’s looked good in back to back games he’s started.
The Bills have a defense…and maybe a run game
As an unabashed Josh Allen supporter, he hasn’t looked great the first two games. What we saw on Sunday was what he did at Wyoming though; he doesn’t try to do too much and the run game and defense does its job. As long as they keep winning, who gives a fuck how it gets done. Unders a future play for the bills?
Urban Meyer is a psycho, and he’s D-U-N–DONE
This is such a stupid, unnecessary post. We all know you’re not trying to fucking lose, but let’s not pretend like when you go 0-9 you’re dipping for USC. If anything, this tweet actually reinforced the narrative “Urban is gone if things go south. ” Thanks for the template though 😉
And to think other NFL teams followed suit…fuckin’ chill Jags social media clown, both of ya’ll suck.
Jermichael Finley is a fuckin’ loser
Who actually knows what’s going to happen next week, this is all complete speculation. Let’s just keep fading the Jags and Falcons to win some money before losing it all on other bullshit. Love you, bye.
The Morning Flush 