Packed slate of college basketball tonight, so here’s an evening wipe for the people.
Marquette@UConn(-6.5) (139.5)
Hammer the golden eagles, hammer the over. The huskies have hit the skids and the golden eagles are looking like legit contenders for the Big East.
Utah St@Wyoming(-1) (140.5)
Take the pokes…come on.
Michigan(-2)@Penn St (130)
This line is atrocious. All the suckers are talking about Penn States “BiG wIn” over Iowa, but that’s more of an indictment of the skid Iowa was on than the Nittany Lions making a run. Let’s be real, one of these teams is going to make a late tourney run, the other is Penn state.
Indiana(-1)@Northwestern 136.5
RAT LINE!!! Fuck it, cut my head off, I’m taking the cheese. Hoosiers for this boozer.
Missouri@Vandy(-8) (131)
Both of these teams stink, but my dumb brain still thinks Kobe Brown could help the Tigers make noise in the SEC (they haven’t). They could contend with anyone in this league (they won’t). Man in the suit pick, I’m taking the Tigers +8. See you at the cashier.
Super Bowl around the corner, let’s take this one day at a time before taking all the prop bets. Love you, bye.
The Morning Flush 