Author Archives: The Morning Flush

Cardiac Cowboys

I’ve never wrote a blog just gassing up my teams, but this Wyoming Basketball team is BUILT DIFFERENT. Although I’d love to see a couple double digit wins to give my heart rate a rest, these Cowboys have been tested in 5 straight games and have clawed their way to a 5 game win streak.Continue reading “Cardiac Cowboys”

Mid-Major Madness

3-3 after an impromptu evening wipe…not terrible. Hand up, Indiana was a terrible play, everybody knows Evanston is one of the toughest places to play, but I’ll die on the Michigan/Marquette takes. We’re turning the page, everyone knows the value is in the crumbs anyway, so let’s find some turds in the punchbowl with theContinue reading “Mid-Major Madness”

Tuesday winners

Packed slate of college basketball tonight, so here’s an evening wipe for the people. Marquette@UConn(-6.5) (139.5) Hammer the golden eagles, hammer the over. The huskies have hit the skids and the golden eagles are looking like legit contenders for the Big East. Utah St@Wyoming(-1) (140.5) Take the pokes…come on. Michigan(-2)@Penn St (130) This line isContinue reading “Tuesday winners”

Bracketology 2.0

We’re getting down to nut cutting time in college basketball which means it’s time for me to overinflate Wyoming’s tremendous run they’re on and bash those the Cesspool of Sin University and the pricks from Provo. After their overtime win over the sheep Tuesday, Wyoming is firmly entrenched in my bracket, and other “experts” areContinue reading “Bracketology 2.0”

Conference Championship

I’m opening my heart up to be hurt again. Bengals@chiefs pick: Bengals+12/over45 at +100 This is going to be an awesome game. Obviously nothing can replicate what we saw last Sunday, but I expect it to be close with a lot of points. Maybe sprinkle bengals ML. Niners@Rams pick: Niners+10.5/under 50.5 at -105 The ninersContinue reading “Conference Championship”

Dark Monday

I’ve got no words. I know true Bills fans have suffered worse, and will scoff at this next sentence. I’ve been a Bills “fan” for 4 years since they drafted our sweet Poke Prince, but that might have been the most heartbreaking loss I’ve ever experienced–and that’s coming from a Bronco fan who lived throughContinue reading “Dark Monday”

Emergency Flush: SF@GB

I got covid brain, you can’t blame me for my erroneous pick of SF ML. I love the niners, I still think they have a fighting chance in this game, but I can’t in good conscious take Jimmy G over Aaron Rodgers. So I give to you, my wonderful readers, a sincere apology, and aContinue reading “Emergency Flush: SF@GB”

Divisional Round Picks

Dawgs Are Barkin We’re baaaack. I might have the coco, but that just means I have more time for you beautiful people. Hopefully this can be a more regular thing with grad school coming to an end and life slowing down, but we’ll play it by beer. Here’s my terrible picks for the weekend, tailContinue reading “Divisional Round Picks”

Morning Flush Bracketology 1.0

How ya doin?! It’s been a minute, but I haven’t forgotten about you beautiful SOBs. With football season winding down, I figured it’s time to shift some attention to the greatest 3 week span in sports. I know what you’re thinking, dude we still have 7 football games left and you haven’t posted in months,Continue reading “Morning Flush Bracketology 1.0”