The sun has set on another NFL season, and with the end of the year comes exit interviews for each team out of the playoffs. It’ll be difficult to find a glimmer of hope from some of these non-playoff teams, but we’ll give it the ol’ college try. New England Patriots (4-13) I actually feelContinue reading “End of Year Exit Interview: AFC”
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THE Conclusive 2023 Bowl Game Rankings
Need advice on what games to watch during bowl season? All of them. You need to watch all of them. However, these rankings will help you decide which to put on the big screen with sound, and which to put on auxiliary screens on mute. Super Bowls Obviously, the CFP and NY6 matchups have meContinue reading “THE Conclusive 2023 Bowl Game Rankings”
The Ultimate CFB Rankings
I’ve learned how fast the content game works. This list was made up before the firings, and already three doydoy coaches have been fired. Here’s the ultimate CFB Power rankings: Add JMU to the “NY6” category. They would be in a CFP conversation any other year, but the 8 in that list are loaded. It’sContinue reading “The Ultimate CFB Rankings”
Kim Mulkey is the New Coach K
On a weekend filled with buzzerbeaters, opening weekend and NBA players continuing to sit out despite being in the middle of a playoff push, women’s college basketball stole the show. From shitty calls, to smack talk, and coaches behaving like 3 year olds while dressed like fishing lures, the Women’s national championship was electric. TheContinue reading “Kim Mulkey is the New Coach K”
Is America’s lack of Nationalism a Problem?
After a click bait headline–here’s a haiku to describe my feelings for Rockies opening day baseball: I hate the Rockies And I’m ready to be hurt So fuck it, play ball -Shagen I joke, this won’t be a 1,000 character article about how we’ll be the worst team in baseball. Between the Tik-Tok, wiggle dickContinue reading “Is America’s lack of Nationalism a Problem?”
THE GREATEST GOT DAMN TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME-Bracket Challenge edition
Two things. First, watching sports on the East Coast is really hard. Being an Arizonian means sports are off my screen by 10/11 (except the WAC championship), this starting at 9:20pm is bullshit. Two, get these bozos playing their way into the dance off my screen, it’s time for the big dance. Before you justContinue reading “THE GREATEST GOT DAMN TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME-Bracket Challenge edition”
Dreams Shattered
Wyoming and Michigan are D-U-N=Done. I’m heartbroken, I’m at work sulking and give a shit less about my productivity. Lawd help our future generation. Believe it or not, there’s still 3 conferences to preview (Ivy dorks wait to play on Saturday). American Sorry Memphis Maniac, Houston is a legit title contender with Marcus Sasser andContinue reading “Dreams Shattered”
Power Conferences Day 2
I’m not even going to pretend like I was useful at work yesterday. Too many games on and not enough screens at times. As useless as I was yesterday, I’m about to be more useless today. Let’s talk about that. Big 12 This was the best conference, hands down, all season long. Every game wasContinue reading “Power Conferences Day 2”
Power Conference Tournament Week: Day 1
The WCC was chalk yesterday with Saint Mary’s and Gonzaga winning, but it really felt like March was back for BYU +6.5 bettors such as myself. Those pricks from Provo decided to come all the way back to cut it to 3 after trailing by 26 to get me invested…just to miss a couple freeContinue reading “Power Conference Tournament Week: Day 1”
Weekend Wrap-up
Some mid-majors wrapped up their conference tourney’s which helps put together the bottom half of the bracket while big conferences finished up their regular season. I was hoping for some clarity after the weekend, but the bubble looks murkier than ever. Let’s dive in. Bubble Watch Rutgers fucked themselves even more with a loss atContinue reading “Weekend Wrap-up”
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