The Toddfather: Cooperstown Made an Offer He Couldn’t Refuse

As a lifelong, tortured Rockies fan this has to be our happiest moment since winning the NL pennant in 2007, right? The image of Todd Helton raising his fists to the sky after the final out in game 4 of the NLCS is seared in my brain and, I’m sure with other Rockies fans, isContinue reading “The Toddfather: Cooperstown Made an Offer He Couldn’t Refuse”

Is America’s lack of Nationalism a Problem?

After a click bait headline–here’s a haiku to describe my feelings for Rockies opening day baseball: I hate the Rockies And I’m ready to be hurt So fuck it, play ball -Shagen I joke, this won’t be a 1,000 character article about how we’ll be the worst team in baseball. Between the Tik-Tok, wiggle dickContinue reading “Is America’s lack of Nationalism a Problem?”