The worst part of the season in upon us: the offseason, but what a great time to sit back and reflect on what was a wire-to-wire great game with an electric halftime performance and ehhhhh commercials. The Pregame I watched the Waste Management open rather than most of the talking heads, but I hammered theContinue reading “Morbid Monday”
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BIG GAME Picks/Props
The most bittersweet time of the year is finally upon us. We have to say goodbye to the most beautiful sport ever created while simultaneously stuffing our faces with fats and carbs to try to drown out the sorrow. It’s time to take all our hard earned units and dump them all on National AnthemContinue reading “BIG GAME Picks/Props”
Conference Championship
I’m opening my heart up to be hurt again. Bengals@chiefs pick: Bengals+12/over45 at +100 This is going to be an awesome game. Obviously nothing can replicate what we saw last Sunday, but I expect it to be close with a lot of points. Maybe sprinkle bengals ML. Niners@Rams pick: Niners+10.5/under 50.5 at -105 The ninersContinue reading “Conference Championship”
Dark Monday
I’ve got no words. I know true Bills fans have suffered worse, and will scoff at this next sentence. I’ve been a Bills “fan” for 4 years since they drafted our sweet Poke Prince, but that might have been the most heartbreaking loss I’ve ever experienced–and that’s coming from a Bronco fan who lived throughContinue reading “Dark Monday”
Divisional Round Picks
Dawgs Are Barkin We’re baaaack. I might have the coco, but that just means I have more time for you beautiful people. Hopefully this can be a more regular thing with grad school coming to an end and life slowing down, but we’ll play it by beer. Here’s my terrible picks for the weekend, tailContinue reading “Divisional Round Picks”
RIP John Madden
There’s nothing anyone can say to put into perspective how much John Madden meant to the game of football. He’s obviously larger than life and influenced generations of fans to love the game, but to me he was more than that. I can honestly say there wasn’t a part of my life he didn’t influenceContinue reading “RIP John Madden”
Week 9: Rivalry Value
Last weekend was a roller coaster after riding the high of the Saturday we had, just to watch it come crashing down on Sunday. After scouring the Saturday slate, I think we have some solid winners again this week with some big time matchups. Let’s get it. Saturday Wake ‘n’ Bacon 6 Michigan(-4)@8 Michigan StateContinue reading “Week 9: Rivalry Value”
Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview
This line feels a bit disrespectful toward the Packers, but the Flush algorithm says the line is spot on. I feel like we’re being baited into taking the Packers here and Vegas is using Davante Adam’s injury to set this line. Kyler looked a little banged up after the Texans game and JJ Watt isContinue reading “Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview”
Week 7: No Scared Money
The Broncos stink, and the numbers showed that, but I really thought the Browns injuries would give them a shot. NOPE. We had a big bounceback day yesterday, let’s keep it going! A couple of huge lines, but don’t let those scare you off from making a pick. Scared money don’t make money, so findContinue reading “Week 7: No Scared Money”
Week 8: It’s a trap!
NFL and CFB have both been kicking my ass, so you’re welcome for avoiding these games as well. So many trap games that I’m taking the cheese on this week, so fade me and you’ll be good aight? Friday Night Colorado State(-3)@Utah State (58.5) Pick: USU (+3) Absolutely garbage line and a slap in theContinue reading “Week 8: It’s a trap!”
The Morning Flush 