I got covid brain, you can’t blame me for my erroneous pick of SF ML. I love the niners, I still think they have a fighting chance in this game, but I can’t in good conscious take Jimmy G over Aaron Rodgers. So I give to you, my wonderful readers, a sincere apology, and aContinue reading “Emergency Flush: SF@GB”
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Divisional Round Picks
Dawgs Are Barkin We’re baaaack. I might have the coco, but that just means I have more time for you beautiful people. Hopefully this can be a more regular thing with grad school coming to an end and life slowing down, but we’ll play it by beer. Here’s my terrible picks for the weekend, tailContinue reading “Divisional Round Picks”
Week 9: Rivalry Value
Last weekend was a roller coaster after riding the high of the Saturday we had, just to watch it come crashing down on Sunday. After scouring the Saturday slate, I think we have some solid winners again this week with some big time matchups. Let’s get it. Saturday Wake ‘n’ Bacon 6 Michigan(-4)@8 Michigan StateContinue reading “Week 9: Rivalry Value”
Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview
This line feels a bit disrespectful toward the Packers, but the Flush algorithm says the line is spot on. I feel like we’re being baited into taking the Packers here and Vegas is using Davante Adam’s injury to set this line. Kyler looked a little banged up after the Texans game and JJ Watt isContinue reading “Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview”
Week 7: No Scared Money
The Broncos stink, and the numbers showed that, but I really thought the Browns injuries would give them a shot. NOPE. We had a big bounceback day yesterday, let’s keep it going! A couple of huge lines, but don’t let those scare you off from making a pick. Scared money don’t make money, so findContinue reading “Week 7: No Scared Money”
Week 8: It’s a trap!
NFL and CFB have both been kicking my ass, so you’re welcome for avoiding these games as well. So many trap games that I’m taking the cheese on this week, so fade me and you’ll be good aight? Friday Night Colorado State(-3)@Utah State (58.5) Pick: USU (+3) Absolutely garbage line and a slap in theContinue reading “Week 8: It’s a trap!”
Week 3 TNF: Panthers are Good(?)
I know we’re working with a small sample size against the Jets and Jameis Winston, (who will be a Hall of Famer, but will also throw 5 picks in a game) but the Panthers defense is good. Houston has been victim to a couple lopsided spreads and have covered in both, but I like theContinue reading “Week 3 TNF: Panthers are Good(?)”
Making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit
I’ve given it some time…and I’d just like to apologize…FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I’ll take a 7-6 record with THREE moneyline dawg wins. After going 10-2 the week before, who can be upset after a Saturday like that? Especially when we’re picking ALL of the marquee matchups. Let’s keep this shit rolling. Morning slate 18 Wisconsin(-6)@12Continue reading “Making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit”
1% Better Every Day
1% Better Every Day This post is exclusively about my NFL picks, if you want to see my college football picks, check out my later post. I’m not apologizing for going 9-7 and telling you to sprinkle the moneyline on with the Panthers and the Cowboys, not happening. You get what you get and youContinue reading “1% Better Every Day”
15-0, LFG
Week 2 College Football/Thursday Night Football Preview I really wish Bama, Clemson and Ohio State all lost yesterday to see the landscape of college football on fire, but we all know those bozos are making the playoffs. Enough about yesterday, we don’t need to revisit my record (Michigan State moneyline/under parlay, San Diego State moneyContinue reading “15-0, LFG”
