Ranking the Field

I don’t know about everyone else, but my body is shot after sitting on my couch for 4 days straight watching college basketball. I’m still hungover from St. Patty’s day, my eyes hurt, my voice is hoarse and I’m fairly certain I have hemorrhoids from making live bets on the crapper–worth it. There were someContinue reading “Ranking the Field”

Bracket Szn-Midwest

The region Coach K wishes he was in and a ton of overrated teams make up this part of the bracket. We’re going undefeated in this section. Round of 64 1 Kansas vs 16 Texas Southern I would not be surprised if Texas Southern covers whatever spread Vegas comes out with here (+21.5). They’re anContinue reading “Bracket Szn-Midwest”

Bracket Szn-South

We went 2-1 in bets yesterday and our bracket is already technically busted because of Wyoming, but luckily you still have until TOMORROW to fix your brackets. I still think Indiana “upsets” St. Mary’s in the first round and makes a run, so maybe it’s not that busted anyway. Today we’ll continue our trek downContinue reading “Bracket Szn-South”

Bracket SZN East

Moving our way down the Tournament Challenge App, we just finished our West picks, time to scroll down to the East where Baylor is the 1 seed. Round of 64 1 Baylor vs 16 Norfolk State I’m really good at picking these. 8 North Carolina vs 9 Marquette A battle of two extremely overrated teams…I’llContinue reading “Bracket SZN East”

Bracket Szn-West

I’ve been quietly celebrating the Pokes and Michigan both getting into the tournament, but you better believe if either were snubbed you would’ve got a caffeine fueled, babbling bullshit blog about how braindead the committee is. Everyone saying A&M got screwed can eat shit, I’m not even going to sprinkle them to win the OGContinue reading “Bracket Szn-West”

Play-in Games

I’m just happy Wyoming is in the tournament, but you bet your ass if they found a way to miss this thing we’d be rioting here at the Morning Flush. I’m not near as chapped as I am that mid-majors who won their conference tournament have to play a play in game to face aContinue reading “Play-in Games”

Conference Tournament Madness: SWAC, American, Ivy

As we expected, Colgate walked away from the Patriot league handily. Butler upsetting Xavier sent them straight to the bottom of bubble talks. With their season officially over, Xavier may be looking at an NIT appearance. For a team expected to finish 3rd in preseason polls, this is embarrassing. They also screwed up our longshotContinue reading “Conference Tournament Madness: SWAC, American, Ivy”

Conference Tournament Madness: Mountain West, Pac-12, SEC, Southland

What a packed blog we have today with 3 heavy hitting conferences. Congrats to Wright State on winning the Hagen’s Horizon League while Bryant beat the piss out of Wagner for the Northeast Conference crown. Bellarmine also won the ASun, but because they were too good too fast in D1 sports,they don’t get to goContinue reading “Conference Tournament Madness: Mountain West, Pac-12, SEC, Southland”

Conference Tournament Madness: Big Sky, B1G, Big 12, MEAC

We had a shit pumping of our darling Winthrop, fucking over one of our futures, but Chattanooga brought us back in overtime, buzzer-beating fashion. Focus on the positives. With that +300, we’re technically up on our future bets. Big Sky This conference is wide open, with 5-6 contenders at the top of the conference. MontanaContinue reading “Conference Tournament Madness: Big Sky, B1G, Big 12, MEAC”

Weekend Grind

I was ready to give up gambling altogether after Saturday. I was exhausted, defeated and was about to give up the Flush picks…but for you…the people, we grinded and came up with a winning Sunday to save the future of this terrible blog. Thank you. Not the best slate, but a great come down fromContinue reading “Weekend Grind”