Schedule/Predicted Wins OregonvsGeorgiaEastern Washington@OregonBYU@OregonOregon@WazzuStanford@OregonOregon@ArizonaUCLA@OregonOregon@CalOregon@ColoradoWashington@OregonUtah@OregonOregon@Oregon St Predicted record: 9-3Floor: 7-5Ceiling: 10-2 What a great schedule for rookie head coach Dan Lanning (Georgia’s Defensive Coordinator last year) to get his feet wet with; now if only he had a quarterback that won’t shit the bed in big moments. I’m banking on Oregon to be ranked, getting nationalContinue reading “Pac 12 Crystal Ball: Oregon”
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MWC Prognostications: San Jose State
Previous MWC Prognostications: Hawaii Schedule/predictions Portland State@SJSUSJSU@AuburnWestern Michigan@SJSUSJSU@WyomingUNLV@SJSUSJSU@Frenso StateSJSU@New Mexico StateNevada@SJSUCesspool of Sin U@SJSUSJSU@San Diego StateSJSU@Utah StateHawaii@SJSU Predicted record: 4-8Floor: 2-10Ceiling: 7-5 Don’t come at me with the “BuT tHeY wOn ThE cOnFeReNcE iN2020” bullshit. Everyone knows that was a Mickey Mouse Covid title. With the graduation of Nick Starkel and key offensive weapons, soContinue reading “MWC Prognostications: San Jose State”
Pac-12 Prognostications: Washington State
Previous prognostications: Washington Schedule/Predicted wins: Idaho@WazzuWazzu@WisconsinCocksucker U@WazzuOregon@WazzuCal@WazzuWazzu@USCWazzu@Oregon StUtah@WazzuWazzu@StanfordArizona St@WazzuWazzu@ArizonaWashington@Wazzu Predicted record: 5-7Floor: 3-9Ceiling: 9-3 The polarity of this team is hilarious. I have no idea what to expect from this team with ex-Wyoming DC (half their staff came over from Wyoming) and interim-turned-full-time HC Jake Dickert. He was able to pry Eric Morris, head coachContinue reading “Pac-12 Prognostications: Washington State”
CFB Prognostication: Washington
Schedule/Predicted wins: Kent State@WashingtonPortland State@WashingtonMichigan State@WashingtonStanford@WashingtonWashington@UCLAWashington@Arizona StateArizona@WashingtonWashington@CaliforniaOregon State@WashingtonWashington@OregonColorado@WashingtonWashington@Washington State Predicted record: 5-7Floor: 3-9Ceiling: 8-5 Washington is pretty similar to Hawai’i after getting rid of a toxic coach (good riddance Jimmy Lake, a fucking bozo who called out Mike Leach as an ASSISTANT defensive coordinator after winning the Apple Cup) and a schedule that could allowContinue reading “CFB Prognostication: Washington”
CFB Prognostication: Hawai’i
67 days. 67 days until the greatest sport is back in our lives, which means it’s time to make predictions for every team in the country and look back at how wildly incorrect I was in December. We’ll start like a book and work left to right across the country. Starting with Hawaii and theContinue reading “CFB Prognostication: Hawai’i”
Week 8: It’s a trap!
NFL and CFB have both been kicking my ass, so you’re welcome for avoiding these games as well. So many trap games that I’m taking the cheese on this week, so fade me and you’ll be good aight? Friday Night Colorado State(-3)@Utah State (58.5) Pick: USU (+3) Absolutely garbage line and a slap in theContinue reading “Week 8: It’s a trap!”
Making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit
I’ve given it some time…and I’d just like to apologize…FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I’ll take a 7-6 record with THREE moneyline dawg wins. After going 10-2 the week before, who can be upset after a Saturday like that? Especially when we’re picking ALL of the marquee matchups. Let’s keep this shit rolling. Morning slate 18 Wisconsin(-6)@12Continue reading “Making Chicken Salad out of Chicken Shit”
The Morning Flush 