The worst part of the season in upon us: the offseason, but what a great time to sit back and reflect on what was a wire-to-wire great game with an electric halftime performance and ehhhhh commercials. The Pregame I watched the Waste Management open rather than most of the talking heads, but I hammered theContinue reading “Morbid Monday”
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Dark Monday
I’ve got no words. I know true Bills fans have suffered worse, and will scoff at this next sentence. I’ve been a Bills “fan” for 4 years since they drafted our sweet Poke Prince, but that might have been the most heartbreaking loss I’ve ever experienced–and that’s coming from a Bronco fan who lived throughContinue reading “Dark Monday”
Emergency Flush: SF@GB
I got covid brain, you can’t blame me for my erroneous pick of SF ML. I love the niners, I still think they have a fighting chance in this game, but I can’t in good conscious take Jimmy G over Aaron Rodgers. So I give to you, my wonderful readers, a sincere apology, and aContinue reading “Emergency Flush: SF@GB”
Divisional Round Picks
Dawgs Are Barkin We’re baaaack. I might have the coco, but that just means I have more time for you beautiful people. Hopefully this can be a more regular thing with grad school coming to an end and life slowing down, but we’ll play it by beer. Here’s my terrible picks for the weekend, tailContinue reading “Divisional Round Picks”
RIP John Madden
There’s nothing anyone can say to put into perspective how much John Madden meant to the game of football. He’s obviously larger than life and influenced generations of fans to love the game, but to me he was more than that. I can honestly say there wasn’t a part of my life he didn’t influenceContinue reading “RIP John Madden”
Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview
This line feels a bit disrespectful toward the Packers, but the Flush algorithm says the line is spot on. I feel like we’re being baited into taking the Packers here and Vegas is using Davante Adam’s injury to set this line. Kyler looked a little banged up after the Texans game and JJ Watt isContinue reading “Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview”
Week 7: No Scared Money
The Broncos stink, and the numbers showed that, but I really thought the Browns injuries would give them a shot. NOPE. We had a big bounceback day yesterday, let’s keep it going! A couple of huge lines, but don’t let those scare you off from making a pick. Scared money don’t make money, so findContinue reading “Week 7: No Scared Money”
Week 8: It’s a trap!
NFL and CFB have both been kicking my ass, so you’re welcome for avoiding these games as well. So many trap games that I’m taking the cheese on this week, so fade me and you’ll be good aight? Friday Night Colorado State(-3)@Utah State (58.5) Pick: USU (+3) Absolutely garbage line and a slap in theContinue reading “Week 8: It’s a trap!”
Week 3 TNF: Panthers are Good(?)
I know we’re working with a small sample size against the Jets and Jameis Winston, (who will be a Hall of Famer, but will also throw 5 picks in a game) but the Panthers defense is good. Houston has been victim to a couple lopsided spreads and have covered in both, but I like theContinue reading “Week 3 TNF: Panthers are Good(?)”
1% Better Every Day
1% Better Every Day This post is exclusively about my NFL picks, if you want to see my college football picks, check out my later post. I’m not apologizing for going 9-7 and telling you to sprinkle the moneyline on with the Panthers and the Cowboys, not happening. You get what you get and youContinue reading “1% Better Every Day”
The Morning Flush 