WE ARE THE BEST, IF YOU CAN’T LOVE US AT OUR 1-*** YOU DON’T DESERVE US AT OUR 9-0!!! Congratulations to everyone who tailed yesterday’s picks. You deserve to treat yourself tonight. Go ahead and take all those units and fade the picks today because I do not like this board. TL/DR: Game of theContinue reading “Frisky Friday”
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NCAA: The A stands for Asshole and Accountability
Last night was not good. After coming off a moderately successful evening wipe, yesterday’s mid-major madness whooped my ass. Those of you suffering… I hear you. I’m with you. Let’s turn the page and have a Terrific Thursday before the Super Bowl mayhem ensues. TL/DR Picks: Wagner-7.5,Bryant -4.5, Longwood -8, NDSU/Western Illinois over 149, IowaContinue reading “NCAA: The A stands for Asshole and Accountability”
Mid-Major Madness
3-3 after an impromptu evening wipe…not terrible. Hand up, Indiana was a terrible play, everybody knows Evanston is one of the toughest places to play, but I’ll die on the Michigan/Marquette takes. We’re turning the page, everyone knows the value is in the crumbs anyway, so let’s find some turds in the punchbowl with theContinue reading “Mid-Major Madness”
Tuesday winners
Packed slate of college basketball tonight, so here’s an evening wipe for the people. Marquette@UConn(-6.5) (139.5) Hammer the golden eagles, hammer the over. The huskies have hit the skids and the golden eagles are looking like legit contenders for the Big East. Utah St@Wyoming(-1) (140.5) Take the pokes…come on. Michigan(-2)@Penn St (130) This line isContinue reading “Tuesday winners”
Conference Championship
I’m opening my heart up to be hurt again. Bengals@chiefs pick: Bengals+12/over45 at +100 This is going to be an awesome game. Obviously nothing can replicate what we saw last Sunday, but I expect it to be close with a lot of points. Maybe sprinkle bengals ML. Niners@Rams pick: Niners+10.5/under 50.5 at -105 The ninersContinue reading “Conference Championship”
Emergency Flush: SF@GB
I got covid brain, you can’t blame me for my erroneous pick of SF ML. I love the niners, I still think they have a fighting chance in this game, but I can’t in good conscious take Jimmy G over Aaron Rodgers. So I give to you, my wonderful readers, a sincere apology, and aContinue reading “Emergency Flush: SF@GB”
Week 9: Rivalry Value
Last weekend was a roller coaster after riding the high of the Saturday we had, just to watch it come crashing down on Sunday. After scouring the Saturday slate, I think we have some solid winners again this week with some big time matchups. Let’s get it. Saturday Wake ‘n’ Bacon 6 Michigan(-4)@8 Michigan StateContinue reading “Week 9: Rivalry Value”
Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview
This line feels a bit disrespectful toward the Packers, but the Flush algorithm says the line is spot on. I feel like we’re being baited into taking the Packers here and Vegas is using Davante Adam’s injury to set this line. Kyler looked a little banged up after the Texans game and JJ Watt isContinue reading “Week 8 TNF: Cards/Pack preview”
Week 7: No Scared Money
The Broncos stink, and the numbers showed that, but I really thought the Browns injuries would give them a shot. NOPE. We had a big bounceback day yesterday, let’s keep it going! A couple of huge lines, but don’t let those scare you off from making a pick. Scared money don’t make money, so findContinue reading “Week 7: No Scared Money”
Week 8: It’s a trap!
NFL and CFB have both been kicking my ass, so you’re welcome for avoiding these games as well. So many trap games that I’m taking the cheese on this week, so fade me and you’ll be good aight? Friday Night Colorado State(-3)@Utah State (58.5) Pick: USU (+3) Absolutely garbage line and a slap in theContinue reading “Week 8: It’s a trap!”
