Need advice on what games to watch during bowl season? All of them. You need to watch all of them. However, these rankings will help you decide which to put on the big screen with sound, and which to put on auxiliary screens on mute. Super Bowls Obviously, the CFP and NY6 matchups have meContinue reading “THE Conclusive 2023 Bowl Game Rankings”
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Mock Draft 1.2
After an incredible tournament and a whacky Masters, I’m ready to shift my attention to the NFL draft. Not to shit on hockey and basketball (I’ll start watching the NBA in the conference finals), but football is still king in this country. After the ‘9ers traded up to 3, it’s pretty clear what the topContinue reading “Mock Draft 1.2”
Week (and a half) Recap
Good morning beautiful people, it’s been far too long since we’ve last caught up, so let’s do it on– a THURSDAY?!? HUH?! I apologize for not having some content available for your morning shenanigans, it’s been a crazy/busy time preparing for some potential life changing events (if you know you know). Let’s talk about someContinue reading “Week (and a half) Recap”
Phil Tributary: From Hate to Respect
Once he entered the league, I couldn’t stand the ¾ arm slot, mother truckin’ the refs, trash talkin’ gunslinger who has no regard for overpopulating our planet. However, since Old Man Rivers entered the twilight of his career, I’ve developed a soft spot watching him desperately try to bring his team back every week andContinue reading “Phil Tributary: From Hate to Respect”
Divisional Round Picks
Throughout the NFL season I’ve made picks with friends using an unconventional system. This system might be the most math I’ve done since college, but I’ve had some success with it. First, I look at the total points scored for one team and the points their opposing defense gives up to find the average scoreContinue reading “Divisional Round Picks”
WC Weekend Picks
Throughout the NFL season I’ve made picks with friends using an unconventional system. This system might be the most math I’ve done since college, but I’ve had some success with it. First, I look at the total points scored for one team and the points their opposing defense gives up to find the average scoreContinue reading “WC Weekend Picks”
Shagen Mock Draft 1.0-First 10
First 10 picks of the draft according to your draft expert, me. Jacksonville Jaguars: QB Trevor Lawrence- Clemson No brainer, the Jets are officially on the clock. Unless they bring in that mercenary Urban Meyer, who then takes power from Shad Khan, relocates the Jaguars to Columbus, Ohio and creates a feeder system with OhioContinue reading “Shagen Mock Draft 1.0-First 10”
The Morning Flush 