MW Crystal Ball: San Diego State

Schedule/Predicted Wins Arizona@SDSUIdaho St@SDSUSDSU@UtahToledo@SDSUSDSU@Boise StHawai’i@SDSUSDSU@NevadaSDSU@Fresno StUNLV@SDSUSan Jose St@SDSUSDSU@New MexicoAir Force@SDSU Predicted Record: 8-4Floor: 7-5Ceiling: 10-2 Another solid season for the Aztecs and a MWC affiliated bowl game. It must be great to just know you’re always in contention for a conference title playing in a shitty West division. Unfortunately for the spoiled students at SDSU,Continue reading “MW Crystal Ball: San Diego State”

Pac 12 Crystal Ball: Oregon State

Schedule/Predicted Wins Boise St@Oregon StOregon St@Fresno StMontana St@Oregon StUSC@Oregon StOregon St@UtahOregon St@StanfordWazzu@Oregon StColorado@Oregon StOregon St@WashingtonCal@Oregon StOregon St@Arizona StOregon@Oregon St Predicted record: 7-5Floor: 6-6Ceiling: 8-4 I really like the bushy Beavers from Corvallis this year…which means they won’t be a poverty program and will go bowling for the second year in a row. With the Pac-12Continue reading “Pac 12 Crystal Ball: Oregon State”

MW Crystal Ball: Fresno State

Schedule/Predicted wins Cal Poly@Fresno StateOregon State@Fresno StateFresno State@USCFresno State@UConnFresno State@Boise StateSan Jose@Fresno StateFresno State@New MexicoSan Diego State@Fresno StateHawai’i@Fresno StateFresno State@UNLVFresno State@NevadaWyoming@Fresno State Predicted record: 10-2Floor: 8-4Ceiling: 12-0 Fresno State might be the best group of 5 team in the country, but this schedule is absolutely brutal. They play a good Oregon State team at home,Continue reading “MW Crystal Ball: Fresno State”

Pac 12 Crystal Ball: Oregon

Schedule/Predicted Wins OregonvsGeorgiaEastern Washington@OregonBYU@OregonOregon@WazzuStanford@OregonOregon@ArizonaUCLA@OregonOregon@CalOregon@ColoradoWashington@OregonUtah@OregonOregon@Oregon St Predicted record: 9-3Floor: 7-5Ceiling: 10-2 What a great schedule for rookie head coach Dan Lanning (Georgia’s Defensive Coordinator last year) to get his feet wet with; now if only he had a quarterback that won’t shit the bed in big moments. I’m banking on Oregon to be ranked, getting nationalContinue reading “Pac 12 Crystal Ball: Oregon”

MWC Prognostications: San Jose State

Previous MWC Prognostications: Hawaii Schedule/predictions Portland State@SJSUSJSU@AuburnWestern Michigan@SJSUSJSU@WyomingUNLV@SJSUSJSU@Frenso StateSJSU@New Mexico StateNevada@SJSUCesspool of Sin U@SJSUSJSU@San Diego StateSJSU@Utah StateHawaii@SJSU Predicted record: 4-8Floor: 2-10Ceiling: 7-5 Don’t come at me with the “BuT tHeY wOn ThE cOnFeReNcE iN2020” bullshit. Everyone knows that was a Mickey Mouse Covid title. With the graduation of Nick Starkel and key offensive weapons, soContinue reading “MWC Prognostications: San Jose State”

Pac-12 Prognostications: Washington State

Previous prognostications: Washington Schedule/Predicted wins: Idaho@WazzuWazzu@WisconsinCocksucker U@WazzuOregon@WazzuCal@WazzuWazzu@USCWazzu@Oregon StUtah@WazzuWazzu@StanfordArizona St@WazzuWazzu@ArizonaWashington@Wazzu Predicted record: 5-7Floor: 3-9Ceiling: 9-3 The polarity of this team is hilarious. I have no idea what to expect from this team with ex-Wyoming DC (half their staff came over from Wyoming) and interim-turned-full-time HC Jake Dickert. He was able to pry Eric Morris, head coachContinue reading “Pac-12 Prognostications: Washington State”

CFB Prognostication: Washington

Schedule/Predicted wins: Kent State@WashingtonPortland State@WashingtonMichigan State@WashingtonStanford@WashingtonWashington@UCLAWashington@Arizona StateArizona@WashingtonWashington@CaliforniaOregon State@WashingtonWashington@OregonColorado@WashingtonWashington@Washington State Predicted record: 5-7Floor: 3-9Ceiling: 8-5 Washington is pretty similar to Hawai’i after getting rid of a toxic coach (good riddance Jimmy Lake, a fucking bozo who called out Mike Leach as an ASSISTANT defensive coordinator after winning the Apple Cup) and a schedule that could allowContinue reading “CFB Prognostication: Washington”

CFB Prognostication: Hawai’i

67 days. 67 days until the greatest sport is back in our lives, which means it’s time to make predictions for every team in the country and look back at how wildly incorrect I was in December. We’ll start like a book and work left to right across the country. Starting with Hawaii and theContinue reading “CFB Prognostication: Hawai’i”

Masters Moneymakers

It’s the horrible time of year I’ve been talking about forever–the offseason for football and college basketball. I’m assuming we all did our part and enjoyed every last drop of the basketball season with a jaw-dropping game last night. Congrats to you readers who heeded my advice and bet on Kansas +450 and used aContinue reading “Masters Moneymakers”

Championship preview

Coach K is done. D-U-N, done. Thank you to UNC, we’re forever grateful for what you accomplished Saturday night, and congratulations for having a trump card on any snot nosed Duke fan for the rest of your life. Anytime any of those Juris Doctor degree carrying dorks try to talk smack, you can tell themContinue reading “Championship preview”