What a day of college football. My heart is still racing from the Pokes’ game…but I’ll take it. I love the board this week…so you should probably fade all my picks…LET’S GET IT!! I stated to stay away from the Dallas/Tampa game, so I take no accountability for your Ls. I will however concedeContinue reading “NFL Week 1: More Unders Than a Duck&Cover drill”
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Is Tampa Bay Dead and is Texas Back?!?!
Readers, I understand why… See, it’s burnin’ me to hold on to this I know this is something I gotta do But that don’t mean I want to What I’m tryna say is that, I… love you, I just… I feel like this… is comin’ to an end And it’s better for me to… letContinue reading “Is Tampa Bay Dead and is Texas Back?!?!”
Did LeBron Save Basketball?: Memorial Day Recap
Hopefully everyone enjoyed their freedom this weekend, I know I felt blessed to be able to grill, hang with loved ones and watch sports this weekend. Nothing gets me more wet in my nithers than listening to meat sizzle on a grill with sports on the boob-tube with an ice cold Colorado Kool-Aid in myContinue reading “Did LeBron Save Basketball?: Memorial Day Recap”
May Snooze Recap
In the words of the great Jon Rothstein, “we sleep in May”…but I missed the flush, so let’s never take this long of a break ever again. The Avs won the President’s Trophy, swept the Blues and are sitting in the cat bird’s seat to win the whole damn thing. Wagon. The Rockies stink. RelegatedContinue reading “May Snooze Recap”
NFL Draft Best Available
Screw it, I’ll do both. I felt so dumb after doing grades that I needed something to make me feel smarter. There is still a ton of talent out there, so let’s get into it. Teven Jenkins-It actually pissed me off a bit that this kid didn’t get drafted. He won’t last long day 2Continue reading “NFL Draft Best Available”
1st Round Draft Recap
I’ve him-hawed around whether I should do draft grades or best available…but it’s an obvious answer…DRAFT GRADES. I’ve always found giving out draft grades after the first round to be flatline moronic, but I’m in this thing for the attention and the clicks because I’m a narcissist who needs your feedback. To hell with theContinue reading “1st Round Draft Recap”
Mock Draft 247.0
I’ve gleamed the tape, talked to insiders and ate as many pumpkin pies as I could to channel my inner Mel Kiper, but here is my masterpiece. If you missed my big board posts the last two days: we broke down the best players on offense and defense in this year’s draft. Please, give myContinue reading “Mock Draft 247.0”
Weekend Review
My shit for brains took the Avs to win on Saturday completely forgetting Philipp Grubauer was still on the Covid list. Between that and a hungry team looking at the last playoff spot out west in the Blues, it was a tough matchup for Colorado. That being said, the Rockies somehow won a series vsContinue reading “Weekend Review”
Weekend Preview
Before we get into some weekend matchups I just gotta pound my chest a bit: the Avs came back from their Covid pause and picked up right where they left off and the Rockies mini swept the Astros since I relegated them to the Minor Leagues. They better not get too hot and win themselvesContinue reading “Weekend Preview”
Mock Draft 1.2
After an incredible tournament and a whacky Masters, I’m ready to shift my attention to the NFL draft. Not to shit on hockey and basketball (I’ll start watching the NBA in the conference finals), but football is still king in this country. After the ‘9ers traded up to 3, it’s pretty clear what the topContinue reading “Mock Draft 1.2”
The Morning Flush 